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If Jesus came back to Earth & got a whiff of halitosis, would he regret God giving us a sense of smell?

October 26, 2009 - 7:17 am 11 Comments

I think he would wept for a long time. If only God knew what he has done. If only he knew how much we must suffer from the hot thick odor of bacteria swimming around a persons mouth, and emitting such a nauseous funk.

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11 Responses to “If Jesus came back to Earth & got a whiff of halitosis, would he regret God giving us a sense of smell?”

  1. It's a Miracle! Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    He would reject giving man the power of internet.
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  2. Carter Boy Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    you should give your life to Jesus and let him save you, it wiould be the best decision you ever made
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    child of God

  3. kevin080592 Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Insane!
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  4. Hewie Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    you need a better life
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  5. jeffthecolossus Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    We’ve lost most of our sense of smell through evolution. 3% of our genetic information is devoted to smell, yet a lot of it is superfluous junk. As we evolved, we used our sense of smell less and our sight more, we got better vision, got colored vision, and through mutations, we lost our smell genes, and since it didn’t really affect us, those mutations have been passed down to today.
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  6. Don Corleone Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Why? he not only knows what it smells like, but what it’s molecules look like, what the atoms look like, and how it’s cells are organized.
    That’s a common misconception to limit God’s son to what you and I are like.
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  7. david f Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Do you really think Peter or John smelled very good , they were fishermen that stank to high heaven .

    And Jesus did not have a bed to lie in at night , let alone a shower .

    So I imagine he got kind of ripe at times also ,and in that day and time they did not have right guard .

    At least we have scope , etc today , And bateria do a job on your mouth , without them , any food residue would stay in your mouth , and you would have a layer of scum of food that would never go away other than with constaint cleaning
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  8. Hannah Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    here’s 2 letters for ya P&U
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  9. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Filth gathers
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  10. darthjuku Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    pancakes. MMM MMM pancakes.
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  11. Saerlaith Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    no.Everyone smelled great 2000 years ago
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